Saturday, 23 February 2013

Week 13 - Sue "Doc" Church Grant

Week 13. Friday, February 15, 2013

Egad!  We have word that another of the notorious Hilton Head felons has a Canadian connection, eh!  Sue “Doc” Church Grant claims to have a Canadian birth certificate but an American passport.  One is immediately suspicious since Canadian passports are highly coveted by international bad guys.  It appears her felonious activities are rooted much closer to home. 

“Doc”, not unlike one of her fellow felons, has infiltrated the medical profession to get closer to her prey.  By her own admission, she enjoys capturing children.  We speculate she pokes and prods them and engages them in conversation.  She also immortalizes them in paint and we know she has displayed them in CAPE FEAR.  This is truly shocking! 

Although “Doc” claims to have left the more heinous aspects of this practice behind we know she continues to capture victims in both oil and water.  She also exhibits with the Back Porch Painters.  Does this mean she has moved on to more senior victims?  Or are puppy and his rabbit sisters in mortal danger?  We can only watch and wait.

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser

Artist: Maria Bennett Hock

Artist: Kathleen Coy

Pepi and Linda

Pepi - Artist: Maria Bennett Hock

Linda - Artist: Maria Bennett Hock

Saturday, 16 February 2013

Week 12 - Jeanne "The Determinator" Dicasali

Week 12.  Friday, February 8, 2013

Received notice that some sort of celebration went down on Ferry Road in Atlanta, Ga. on Wednesday.  Neighbours reported people were singing and yelling Happy birthday Jeanne but we not sure what that was all about.

In fact, not much is known about Jeanne “The Determinator” Dicasali, a relative newcomer to the sisterhood of felons.  This, of course, leaves the field open for speculation.  We do know she is very focused and determined but because she is unassuming often slips under the radar (a good trait to have as a felon).  But be cautious – crime, like art, is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration and the quiet ones can often rise to the top through sheer determination.

To enhance her public disquise, Jeanne began to draw as an adult signing up for drawing blogs and tutorials.  We even discovered a lovely little watercolour of cherries allegedly by her.  It appears she has now moved to oil and surveillance has shown her in the company of Karin “Quickdraw” Jurick and the other Hilton Head felons.  Speculation is that she is likely to continue this practice.

She is also known to have international connections as her husband has been seen crossing the border into Canada often over the years.  We will stay alert in case this happens again.  She is not thought to be dangerous at this time but that could change.  Proceed with caution but proceed!

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser
Artist: Kathleen Coy

Saturday, 9 February 2013

Week 11 - Lydia "Spy Chaser" Jechorek

Week 11.  Friday, February 1, 2013

Attention!  We have just received word that one of the more notorious members of the Hilton Head group has infiltrated the FBI.  It is alleged that Lydia “Spy Chaser” Jechorek has spent many years impersonating an agent and is well versed in international espionage.   She is a member of the elite splinter group the Hilton Head Four which, you may remember, has an international banking connection.   She has also been seen in the company of Karin “Quickdraw” Jurick on Hilton Head Island and sometimes hangs out at the Old Torpedo Factory in Alexandria, Va. 

Her everyday cover is that of a full time artist who likes to paint urban and rural landscapes, still lives, people, VW vans, etc. – in other words, everything.  She is known to encourage the kids in the ‘hood to cover sidewalks with graffiti and displays pink flamingos on her front lawn that may have some sort of cult connection.  She enjoys walking in cemeteries and one of her goals for 2013 is living dangerously (an FBI agent was not living dangerously enough?).   In her guise as an agent she was armed and dangerous.  It is unknown if she is still armed but rest assured she is still dangerous.  This woman is not to be trifled with so approach this mug assignment with caution.  Be careful out there!

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser

Artist: Kathleen Coy

Pam, Pepi & Linda

Pepi - Artist: Lydia Jechorek

Linda - Artist: Lydia Jechorek

Friday, 1 February 2013

Week 10 - Linda "Goldie" Nickles

Week 10.  Friday, January 25, 2013

Linda (Goldie) Nickles is well known to the authorities and is currently believed to reside in Hilton Head (although with a 36F temperature today one wonders why.  Note: this is the same temperature as Calgary but here we call it a warm spell).
Linda is a known associate of Karin “Quickdraw” Jurick and has been seen in her company at least three times in the last three years for several days at a time.  She travels widely, has moved often and has a Chicago family connection so we speculate she is well placed in the sisterhood of felons.  She should be easy to locate as she spends much of her time painting the marshes from her deck.  If we identify the marshes we can pinpoint her location.  She is part of an organization called Daily Painting Challenge which appears to be another subversive group with far reaching influence.   She prefers a knife over shooting and is very accomplished but no less dangerous.  Approach with caution.

Artist: Sandhya Manne

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser

Artist: Kathleen Coy

Catching up - Brenda

Brenda - Artist: Maria Bennett Hock