Thursday, 20 December 2012

Week 5.  Friday, December 7, 2012.

This sisterhood of felons is far craftier than originally thought.  It appears they have infiltrated the international banking industry.  The trail has led to unnumbered Swiss bank accounts and charges of illegal trading of high end art on the international commodities market.  It is assumed that Regula “Babyface” Scheifele spearheads this branch.

Regula (also known as Lulu) is a long time member of the Hilton Head gang and has recently joined an elite splinter group, the Hilton Head Four.  We do not know their true purpose but speculate that it involves creating original art and selling or trading it across international borders.   Lulu travels frequently under the guise of mild mannered artist to workshops or vacations in exotic destinations.  Her goal is ‘establishing individual connections’ and ‘transporting emotions’ which we suspect are for nefarious purposes.  She is often reported being in the vicinity when  shooting happens and we have heard rumours that the “Snoopy Guys” have become targets.  She must be apprehended and removed from the beaches. 



Artist: Lydia Jechorek

Artist: Maria Bennett Hock

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser
Artist: Kathleen Coy

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Friday, 7 December 2012

Week 4 - Brenda "The Designer" Pruitt

Week 4, Friday, Nov. 30 - We got a call from a citizen in distress in Kentucky who needs our help.  It appears she (and others) have been shot with a new canon (SX50 possibly).  She survived the assault and identified the perpetrator as Brenda "The Designer" Pruitt.  This woman may look harmless and tries to convince people she spends her time painting her grandchildren and redecorating interiors.  However, she is not to be trifled with.  This woman knows where the bodies are buried (at least her husband does).  She must be apprehended asap to keep others from being victimized.  We need likenesses to post on the internet to alert the public.  Your assistance is appreciated.



Artist: Linda Nickles

Artist: Lydia Jechorek

Artist: Kathleen Coy

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser




Tuesday, 4 December 2012

More Kim "The Scoop" Rosser

Artist: Linda Nickles

Artist: Sue Church Grant